10. It was voted one of the ten least interesting places in Delaware.
9. 500 people, 3 last names
8. When all of the teenagers in town cruise the strip, it takes 20 seconds
and 1 pick-up truck.
7. The town council members are voted in by rock, paper, scissors.
6. No matter how you park it, your 18-wheeler is never fully in the city
limits.
5. While driving a car you don't need to use your turn signal because
everyone knows where you are going anyway.
4. The only major city budget item is hay for the "horse".
3. The general store is still stocked with 'new' Coke
2. You've lived there 28 years & they still say "They're the new folks in the
old Wilson house."
1. The phone book is a 3x5 index card.
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