Hey, this never happens on "ER"!
I'm sorry, your HMO doesn't really cover you for the FULL recovery.
I hope you don't mind if we listen to a little Insane Clown Posse during your surgery. . .
I don't believe in rubber gloves. Dulls the sensation.
WAAAZZZUUUUP!!!!!!
I've got bad news for you. . . That head's gonna have to come off.
Don't worry about the bypass operation. I saw it done once on the Discovery Channel.
No need to fill out that whole chart. I just need "next of kin".
Nurse, get me a can of "Raid".
That's odd. I'm getting some kind of beating noise in the middle of your chest.
And The Top Thing You Don't Want To Hear From Your Doctor. . .
It's just a kidney. We can make a fortune putting it on eBay!
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