Things to do on the first day of school - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/myemptyspace/Things_2_do_1st_day_of

-sit in the front and color in your textbook
-introduce yourself to the class as the "Master of the pan flute".
-lave permanent makers by the dry erase board.
-sing your questions
-speak only in rhymes and hum the underdog theme
-when the professor calls roll, after each name scream, "THATS MEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
-Insist in a southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly
-Give the professor a copy of the Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
-page through your textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it
-wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.
-inform the class that you are Belgain royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever you name is spoken.
-address the professor as "your excellency"
-shout "WOW!"after ever sentence of the lecture
-bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face
-present the professor with an enormous fruit basket
-feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen henvay?" Become agitated when the professor cant understand you.
-watch the professor through binoculars
-start a "Wave" in a large lecture hall
-when the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAGGGH MY EYES!"
-correct the professor at least 10 time on the pronunciation of your name, even if it is smith. Clain that the "i" is silent
-sit in the front row, reading the professors graduate thesis and snickering
-as soon as the first bell rings, regardless of the class subject, volunteer to put a problem on the board, ignore that professors reply and proceed to do so anyway
-claim that you wrote the class textbook
-claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real on objects, jump up and scream, "IMPOSTER!"
-every 5 minutes, take a sheet of paper, write "sign up shette #5" at the top and start passing it around the room
-interupt every 5 minutes to ask the professor "can you spell that?"
-wink at the professor every few minutes.

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