The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
On the other hand - - - you have different fingers.
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