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WOMEN'S+ENGLISH
>> > >> > > "Yes" = No
>> > >> > > "No" = Yes
>> > >> > > "Maybe" = No
>> > >> > > It's your decision" = The correct
>> > >> > > decision should be obvious by now
>> > >> > > "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
>> > >> > > "We need to talk" = I need to bitch
>> > >> > > "Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to.
>> > >> > > "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
>> > >> > > "How much do you love me?" = I did something today
>>you're not
>>going to
>> > >> > > really like me for.
>> > >> > > "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
>> > >> > > "You have to learn to communicate" =
>> > >> > > Just agree with me.
>> > >> > > "Are you listening to me?" = [Too late, you're dead.]
>> > >> > >
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>>* * * *
>> > >> > > MEN'S+ENGLISH
>> > >> > > "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
>> > >> > > "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
>> > >> > > "I'm tired" = I'm tired.
>> > >> > > "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually
>> > >> > > like to have sex with you?
>> > >> > > "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually
>> > >> > > like to have sex with you?
>> > >> > > "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually
>> > >> > > like to have sex with you ?
>> > >> > > "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually
>> > >> > > like to have sex with you
>> > >> > > "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
>> > >> > > "You look tense, let me give you a massage" =
>> > >> > > I want to fondle you
>> > >> > > "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted
>>psychological
>>trauma
>> > >> > are
>> > >> > > you going through now?
>> > >> > > "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight
>> > >> > > is out of the question.
>> > >> > > "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
>> > >> > > "I love you" = Let's have sex now.
>> > >> > > "I love you too" = Okay, I said it...
>> > >> > > we'd better have sex now!
>> > >> > > "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you
>> > >> > > by showing that I am a deep person and
>> > >> > > maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
>> > >> > > "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it
>> > >> > > illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

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