Jackie Read This!!! - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/myemptyspace/Jackie_Read

First of all if you read this you probably won't understand this. It's a long story!!!!!!
A Very long story!! A Very Strange Story!!!
First of all my name is Koushpa Tater or "Tate" for short. I am a foreign exchange student spending a year at point Doom6 and attending Point Doom High. Although I don't know a word of english (I'm Lituanian) it didn't take me long to pick up the language and customs of this country.Spending countless hours in front of the TV soaking in pop culture has really plugged me into the "IN" Crowd. I can always be counted on the liven up any party with my quick wit and great sense of humor!! I am spending a year with the Counter Family and I have become close friends with Klaus.
Now for the real Story....
I am a cyborg created by My soo called close friend known as Klaus N. Counter.I have been planning to take over this planet since i was a little cyborg. I have developed to your planets customs! I have watched this planet long enough to find out that it is going to waste!!! Therefore I am going to save this planet once and for all!!! I am taking over the planet as I Speak!! Thats Right Klaus (Jackie). Your human race has lived and evolved on this planet! During the last 200 thousand years you have been destroying it!!!
I have watched on TV as your Species destroys themselves for no reason at all. How you can destroy beautiful rainforest to make room for a mall that wouldn't last a couple years!!! So when a beautiful forest could have stayed their it is replaced by a empty gutted out mall!! Tell Me Where is the loyalty of it all!! You Destroy the Earth only to make a bigger mess. I am here to end this all. I will take over your inferrior Species and dominate this planet with my Superior Species!! There will be no more fighting and death!! Now tell me whose side are you on!!!
The side that Destroys this planet (Klaus N. Counter) (aka Jackie)
or the side that will help this planet through and save it from a fatal death of self distruction!!!(ME!! Koushpa Tater)
Now i don't know about you but i would chose the winning side!! The side that would self destroy itself! That would save this planet!!!
I WIN!!!!
So Let my race take over your planet!! And Save it from a horrible fate!!!!
Don't listen to Klaus N. Counter!!! Listen to me Koushpa Tater (Tate) and i will lead you ta a future that could save all of you from a horrible fate!!!
So Klaus I win you can no longer control me anymore!!! I have lived on my own!!
I no longer have a lego leg!!! I have updated myself to be superior!!! I have cloned myself to help along!!
So Join Me the one who will save the planet you call Earth!! I must go now for the time is getting late!! I must communicate with this Superior one you call GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!
G2G
Koushpa Tater

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