1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat...
when I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry.
3. You had your bladder removed,
and you're on the mends...
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4.I heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be...
but don't fret about it,
She moved in with me.
5. Your computer is dead,
it was once so great...
Don't you regret installing
Windows '98?
6. You totalled your car,
and can't remember why...
could it have been
that case of Bud Dry?
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