CAUTION: I drive like you do
Laugh alone and the world thinks your an idiot.
Rehab is for quitters
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I just let him sleep.
No radio - already stolen
IRS: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got.
According to my calculations, there isnt a problem.
Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill.
Horn Broken, watch for finger.
I brake for no apparent reason.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Forget about world peace, visualise your turn signal.
We have enough youth, now how about a fountain of smart?
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
It IS as bad as you think, they ARE out to get you.
Out of my mind back in 5 minutes.
WARNING: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
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Be nice to your kids, they will chose your nursing home.
All men are idiots, I married their king.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish. |