ARE YOU INSANE???????
Are you insane?
Here's a simple 7-question test which will help you answer the question:
_____ When you hear someone say "Van Gogh's other ear", do you think of
a) The attached one
b) The unattached one
_____ Are you an acrophile? Here's a simple way to find out...
When someone says "casualties of war", is "cow" the first thing to pop into your
mind?
a) Yes
b) No
_____ If you were blind and holding a Chia Pet, would it disturb you to discover that
the pet had nipples?
a) Yes
b) No
_____ If someone asked you "Which is heavier, a pound of lead or a pound of
feathers?", would you feel smarter for knowing the answer?
a) Yes
b) No
_____ Replace "pound" in the previous question with "kilogram".
a) Yes
b) No
_____ Do you care about O.J. Simpson in any significant way?
a) Yes
b) No
_____ Have you taken LSD three or more times?
a) Yes
b) No
People like to argue that things like sanity are all relative and not easily nailed
down. Anyone who says this is a bit kooky -- sane people live in a black and white
world, and anyone who says different is wrong. In that vein, the correct answers are
b,b,a,b,a,b,b. For each one you missed, you get 5 points. How insane are you?
35-40 Way kooky
25-30 Out there
15-20 Lost a few marbles
0-10 Sane in da brain
Good luck!
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