Man!I Feel Like a Woman
I'm going out tonight -- I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise -- really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions -- make no conditions
Get a little out of line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
Bridge:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy -- forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts -- short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild -- yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, Oh, Oh, get in the action -- feel the attraction
Color my hair -- do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free -- yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break -- tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance -- we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
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I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
Don't Be Stupid
You're so complicated -- you hang over my shoulder
When I read my mail
I don't appreciate it
When I talk to other guys
You think they're on my tail
I get so aggravated when I get off the phone
And get the third degree
I'm really feelin' frustrated
Why don't you take a pill and out a little trust in me
And you'll see
Bridge 1:
Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax
Chorus:
Don't be stupid -- you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous -- you know I need you
Don't be absurd -- you know I want you
Don't be impossible
Bridge 2:
I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
Can't live without you (can't live without you)
I'm crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
So don't be stupid -- you know I love you
Stop overreacting
You even get suspicious when I paint my nails
It's definitely distracting
The way you dramatize every little small detail
Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax -- Max
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Don't be stupid -- you're my baby
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Come On Over
Get a life -- get a grip
Get away somewhere, take a trip
Take a break -- take control
Take advice from someone you know
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Come on over -- come on in
Pull up a seat -- take a load off your feet
Come on over -- come on in
You can unwind -- take a load off your mind
Make a wish -- make a move
make up your mind -- you can choose
When you're up -- when you're down
When you need a laugh come around
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Oh, Oh, Oh...
Be a winner -- be a star
be happy to be who you are
Gotta be yourself -- gotta make a plan
Gotta go for it while you can
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Get a life -- get a grip
Get away somewhere, take a trip
Take a break -- take control
Take advice from someone you know
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Oh, Oh, Oh...
That Don't Impress Me Much
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place
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Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
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Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much
Honey I'm Home
The car won't start -- it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows -- got a run in my hose
My hair went flat -- man I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress -- I must confess
This could be worse than PMS
Bridge:
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait until the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone -- give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
The job's a pain -- it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain
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Oh, rub my neck will you
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I'm home, that feels much better
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