Bill Clinton Jokes - Personal - http://maxpages.com/musiccomputer/Bill_Clinton

President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is
shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the
ground.
He stretches and goes to look out the window at the snow-covered White
House lawn and sees the words "President Clinton sucks" written in pee
in the snow. Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security.
He tells them he doesn't care what it takes but he wants to know who did
this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and
tells him that he has good news, bad news, and really bad news. "OK,"
says Clinton, "give me the good news first, then the bad news, and
then the really bad news."
The Chief says: "The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we
know who the culprit is."
Clinton nods and the Chief continues: "The bad news is the culprit is
Vice President Gore." This really upsets the President, but he controls his
anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news.
The Chief of Security swallows and says, "It's in Hilary's hand
writing".

Bill Clinton & the genie

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a
Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real
Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The
Genie said, "Nope...not these days...I'm only giving out 1 wish
because of inflation. So...what'll be?"

Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See
this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, man! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but I'm
not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. So make another wish."

Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't
like my wife. They think she's a real bitch and ugly as sin. I wish
for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want
everybody to like her. That's what I want."

The Genie thought for a minute and said, "Hhhmmm. Lemme see that map
again."

How to tell you're a Republican

If you voted for Clinton YOU must have inhaled

If Clinton was the answer It must have been a stupid question

America Held Hostage 1993-1997

Impeach Hillary

Inhale to the chief

Don't blame me I didn't vote for Hillary

Smoke dope, dodge the draft, Cheat on your wife, become President,
It's the new American way

How long 'till '96?

Slick Willie World Tour 1969 Back in the U.S.S.R.

It's spending, stupid!

Bill and Al's Big Adventure

Commander & Cheat

Hold the Liberals liable

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton

"Hope" ain't in Arkansas It's in 1996

Reagan -- the great communicator, Clinton -- the great fabricator

The Ho Chi Minh Trail led to the White House

>From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot

At least Gennifer got kissed

Keep our privates straight

Clinton-Gore Gone in four

One Term Or Less

"Contribution" = Taxes, "Investment" = Spending, "1996" = Republican

If you voted for change, better start counting it

The Lord giveth and Clinton taketh away

A Democrat and your taxes are both soon wasted

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