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Interview #1
Mullets Mayhem- Hello and wow you have a great mullet
Dan "Best Mullet in Arkansas" Johnson- Thanks I have been growing it since I've had this great neck
MM- Yes, That neck is great. It's so red
DJ- Well i'm in the sun all day it has to be red
MM- But doesn't your mullet protect it from getting so red?
DJ- Hell No! Mullets can stop a speeding train but it can't stop a self proclaimed red neck from having a sun burned neck
MM- Does your wife have a mullet?
DJ- Of course. Here she is.
MM- But I thought this lady was your sister!
DJ- She is and she's my wife
MM- Why your wife wering a "Wife Beater"
DJ- That's no beater. That's fine red neck clothing
MM- well thats about all the time we have. Thank you for telling us Why you got the hair cut
Interview #2
MulletsMayhem: What a mullet you have!
BillyBob: Yes, I am so proud of it. My wife/mother loves it too
MM: How can your wife be your mother?
BillyBob: Simple. My parents got divorced, and I married my mom, and we had a baby.
MM: GET THE F*CK OUTTA MY STUDIO YOU PIECE OF TRAILER TRASH! |
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