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1. Smoke as if it was your last day on earth
2. Own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answering machine
3. Own a mobile phone
4. Dress as though you're headed for a club when you're actually going to class.
5. Speak Greek all the time
6. Have only Greek friends
7. Learn to say the Greek alphabet really fast
8. If your a girl, wear those tight black pants
9. If your a guy, be sure not to bathe
10. Travel in groups of 10 or above to parties
11. Go to Greek Orthodox summer camps
12. Go to all Greek college parties
13. Refuse to dance to anything but Greek-Euro club music or classic folk music
14. Dance in circles at all parties and clubs
15. If you're a guy, use a lot of gel and mouse in your hair
16. If your a girl, be sure to run your fingers though your hair each time you spot a hot guy
17. Wear only designer labels and make sure they are extremely visible
18. If your a guy, walk 10 feet in front of your date at all times
19. Own a bouzouki if you can, even if you know nothing about them and bring it
to parties
20. Wear a leather jacket at all times, even in the summer
21. Tell your acquaintances that money is never an object even if all you have is
£10
22. Guys and girls wear those big black boots (Aldo specials)
23. Make sure your parents are illiterate with a heavy accent.
24. Believe in DKNY, Versace, Moshimo, and Armani
25. Make sure your parents and relatives own a Fish and Chip Shop, a dress
factory or a barbers.
26. Guys, get a hair cut once a week
27. Make sure you install every possible option in your car
28. Own a sports car (even if it's a piece of.....)
29. Use church as a social ground to meet potential dates
30. Go to every Church Dinner and Dance possible.
31. If your a girl make sure your hair is covered with highlights of brown or blonde
streaks.
32. Buy a 'komboloi' and play with it like you know how to.
33. Girls and guys, wear as much silver as possible
34. Tell everyone you were born in Cyprus/Greece.
35. Know all the names of Greek foods
36. Tell everyone stories of your amazing summer in Cyprus/Greece (even if
you've never been)
37. Have lots of Greek pride
38. Celebrate your name day like your birthday
39. Girls hold other Greek girl's hands in public as a symbol of friendship.
40. Put Greek stickers all over your belongings (car, room...)
41. If someone asks you what race proudly say "Greek"
42. Girls go out with Greek guys much older than you
43. Have huge parties
44. Pretend that there is no drinking age in Cyprus/Greece.
45. Always give kisses on both sides of cheeks
46. Follow your horoscope
47. Believe in all Greek superstitions
48. Whatever you do... don't drive like a Greek
49. Make friends where ever you go.
50. Play football.
51. Listen to Greek music.
52. Teach non-Greeks swear words in Greek.
53. Go to church as much as possible
54. Be familiar with all the new Greek slang
55. Do every thing "Greek Style"-as if you were perfect
56. Guys carry a wallet everywhere
57. Show off Greek money as if 100 cents is 1000 pounds.
58. Drink Greek coffee and Frappe.
59. Read Greek magazines.
60. Go to all Greek events.
61. Know about your religion.
62. Know all the names of your family in Cyprus/Greece.
63. Consider yourself as a Greek God or Goddess
64. Girls, go out with more than one guy at a time
65. Be the life of the party
66. Drink 'ouzo' in front of the girls to impress them (and tehn throw up in the
toilets)
67. Party until the morning, then go out for breakfast
68. Go to Greek cafes
69. Keep a lot of pictures of friends at all times
70. Have at least one favorite number and color at all times
71. Learn Greek pig-latin and speak it with your friends
72. Girls, carry a pocketbook everywhere.
73. Memorize the words of your favorite Greek song
74. Have at least 3 nick names
75. Plan a trip to at least one Greek island
76. Hang a huge Greek flag in your room
77. Know at least one Greek singer
78. Start a Greek club at your school
79. Travel to places where there's a lot of Greeks/Cypriots.
80. When ever in presence of other unknown Greeks, pretend you can't speak
Greek to hear everything they say about you in Greek
81. Always talk about that special someone in Cyprus/Greece (even if they don't
exist)
82. Never be ashamed of your given birth name
83. Always keep your last name (don't shorten it)
84. Don't be full of yourself
85. Refer to all elders and friends' parents as aunts and uncles ('theo' and 'thea')
86. Know how to Greek dance
87. Have a lot of purfume or cologne on at all times
88. Waste all your money on doing up your car.
89. Know at least 20 girls each named Maria, Androulla or Katerina.
90. Know at least 20 guys each named George, Nick or Andy.
91. Sit in a restaurant for hours after you're done eating.
92. Go out for coffee with your friends
93. Smoke the heaviest cigarettes
94. Wear the same outfit 2 to 4 times in a row
95. Take a nap in the afternoon
96. Don't always be in a rush and learn to chill (run on Greek time)
97. You only live once, so live the best as possible
98. Don't wear shorts in the summer
99. Always show off your naturally tanned skin
100.Don't be offended if someone calls you an immigrant (take it as a compliment)
101.Fall in love with Cyprus/Greece

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