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Yo mama'a so poor,
>she cant pay attentiom
>When I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
>When I ring the doorbell she has to say "ding"
>People break into her house so they can leave her money.
>She can only afford the "wel" on a welcome mat
>She waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
>She's trying to get married so she can have the rice at the wedding
>Your tv's got two channels on and off
>She eats cereal with a fork to save milk
>she goes to kfc to lick peoples teeth and fingers
>They put her face on a food stamp.
>She used a tumbleweed as a christmas tree
>She hangs toilet paper up to dry
>I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
>I cant kill the roaches in your house because they pay half your rent.

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