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Your moma so fat,
> she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
>When her beeper goes off people think she is backing up
>she had to go to seaworld to get baptized
>Her favourite dress is a tent
>She left home with high heels and came back with flip flops
>She has to iron her trousers on the drive way
>She uses a hula hoop for a belly button ring
>She puts her belt on with a boomerang
>She puts a tampon on with a bazooka
>She has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
>When she sat on a five pound note blood came out of the queens nose
>When she stands on scales it reads "caution one at a time please"
>when she steps on scales it reads" to be continued.........."
>when she steps on scales it reads"I dont do livestock"
>When she bends ver we lose an hour of daylight
>The phone company gave her two area codes
>People jog around her for excercise
>She shows up on radar
>when she auditioned for indiana jones she got the part as the big rolling ball
>She couldnt starin forest gump because she kept on eating the box of chocolates
>when she took her dress to the cleaners they said sorry we dont do curtains
>when she goes to the beach kids yell "free willy"
>she has to wear a sock on each toe
>She has got shock absorbers on her toilet seat
>Her navel gets home 15ins before she does
>Her nickname is "DAMNNNNNNN"
>she sells shade in the summer
>when she ran away she had to use all four sides of the milk carton
>Her cereal bowl comes with its own lifegaurd
>the only thing attracted to her is gravity
>Ive known her my whole life and i still havnt seen all of her

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