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| Please remember that this page MAY offend some people, If you think this disclama applies to you then return to my homepage at once. Your moma's so old, >She remembers the grand canyon as a ditch. >She gotta call the fire department when she ;ights her birthday candle's >She's the only person that can get a senior citizens discount at the old peoples home. >Her zip code is 000000001 >Her birth certificate is in roman numerals >I told her to act her age and she died >When she ran track at highschool they timed her with a sundial >She was a waitress at the last supper >She has jesus's pager number >when she reads the bible she reminises >she co-wrote one of the ten commandments >She has a picture of moses in her yearbook >She left her purse on noah's ark >Her brith certificate now says expired >She farts out dust >when she gave birth you came out with dentures >She knew the garden of eden when it was a plant >I found cave drawings of her >Jurassic park also brought back memories If you have anything to add do it on the submitiing page, thankyou |
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