**********************ANNOYING***************************** - Spas

Hello welcome to this page! Here you will find out the best way to annoy those people that you dislike the most or love but just cant help yourself from annoying them and so enjoy yourself's and annoy away.

Best ways to annoy,

* Leave the copy machine set to produce 200% extra dark, 17inch paper, 99copies.

*Specify that your drive up order is most definatly to go.

*Honk and wave to strangers.

*If you have a glass eye then tap on it occasionaly with your pen while talking to others.

*Stomp on all litlle plastic ketchup packets.

*Practice making fax and modem noises.

*Make beeping noises when a large person walks backwards.

*Staple papers in the middle of the page.

*Ask people what gender they are.

*Repeat the following conversastion 100 times "Did you hear that?" "What?" "Oh it doesnt matter its gone now"

*Skip everywhere.

*Refuse to be seated in a resteraunt and just eat the complimentry mints on the counter.

*Re-route streets with traffic cones.

*Sing along at the opera

*Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance with prophecy"

*Reply to everything someone says with "thats what you think"

*Highlight unimportant information on science documents and cc them to your boss.

If you have anything else that could be added to this annoying peoples page then please send it now from the submitting page.

TARGET
White House
New York	NY	0123456789
USA
(911) 1800-collect
Fax (911) 1800-collect

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