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Title: You know your obsessed with Team Rocket when...
Author:*PiKaChU*/Susie
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Just hearing the word "Magikarp" makes you mad.

You go to a store that sells Pokemon stuff and ask where their Team Rocket uniforms are.

You own every bit of Team Rocket merchandise on the face of the Earth.

You have the Game Boy game, and whenever you want a Pokemon to evolve, you kick it with your
Magic Evolution Boots.?

You feel bad whenever you have to beat a member of Team Rocket in the game.

You anxiously await the future versions of Pokmon, for no other reason then the fact that Jessie and
James will be in them.

You have an entire collection of videos of just Team Rocket appearances.

Your favorite Pokemon is either Meowth, Arbok/Ekans, Weezing/Koffing, Lickitung, or
Weepinbell/Victreebell.

You memorize the Team Rocket speech in both Japanese and English.

You recite it everywhere you go.

You actually get a friend to help you do it.

You flame anyone who doesn't think Jessie and James should get together.

Or, you flame anyone who does think that Jessie and James should get together, because you want a
chance with one of them.

You legally change your name to Jessie or James

Your friend has a big stuffed Pikachu and you are always stealing it.

You dye your hair red or blue.

You carry around a rose.

You glue a gold charm to your cat forehead and rename it Meowth Then you give it English lessons.

You scour the internet for hours on end, trying to find Team Rocket sites.

You frequently hit people with fans and/or mallets.

You hide these fans and/or mallets in thin air, so that you can pull them out from behind your back
within a moments notice.

You swipe a hot air balloon and put Meowth's face and paw on it.

You cried when Jessie and James got fired, and stopped watching Pokemon afterward.

You go insanely near nests of killer bees in a paper tank, thinking it will protect you.

When you recite your Team Rocket motto, you wake them up and have to hide in Kakuna
costumes.

Whenever you leave a room, you say, "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!"

You memorized Team Rocket's song, and now sing it wherever you go. "You know us as Team
Rocket, and we fight for what is wrong, we're tired of our motto so we thought we'd try a song"

Or you write your own.

Your friend is a fan of one of "the brats(twerps)" and you are constantly yelling at him/her.

You memorize each Team Rocket line to the point where you can go through an entire Team Rocket
oriented episode (Like Holy Matrimony) without messing up once.

In the character's voices.

You wonder which method would be best for killing Jessiebell, chainsaw or just chucking her off a
cliff.

You flunk out of school.

Then you join a bike gang

You spend hours in your room, drawing pictures of Team Rocket, writing Team Rocket fanfics,
watching Team Rocket on TV

You are suddenly terribly afraid of heights and roller coasters, and you weren't before you started
watching Pokemon.

You get a snake and paint it purple. You then name it Ekans/Arbok and teach it to wrap, spit acid,
etc.

You like pollution because it reminds you of Koffing/Weezing.

You've convinced everyone that your blue hair and cross-dressing is perfectly normal.

You dress up as a ditsy schoolgirl with a friend and offer people free tickets on a cruise ship.

Your only job in this plan is to say, "COOOOOOL" a lot.

Afterwards, (if you're a guy) you say to your friend, "Don't I make, like, the COOLEST girl?"

And then (girls) you get mad at your friend and drag him around for the rest of the day.

You are forever after afraid of cruise ships.

You support the phrase, "Beauty before duty."

On that note, you also like to say, "Beautiful things can be painful."

One of your friends is fighting a Raichu with a Pikachu on Game Boy. You dress up in black and
cheer for the Pikachu.

When you finish and leave, your friend calls after you, "Bye, Team Rocket!"

You wonder whether to buy 33 or 34 cans of hair spray for the day to keep your hair looking like
Jessie's.

You buy 35 and find that wasn't enough.

You've rigged up a screen in your room where you can contact Giovanni.

It actually works.

When your friends finally get sick of the motto and interrupt it or tell you to stop, you say, "I have to
say the motto. My fans have come to expect it!"

You actually have fans.

They actually *have* come to expect it.

You are playing the game and finally realize that kicking Pokemon to make then evolve isn't working,
so you cry all over them.

That works.

And then you dress up in a kimono type thing and show your evolved Pokmon off.

You get a tub of pink Jell-O and try to get it to change into a picture of your ex-boyfriend.

It does, but your ex has this really stupid grin on his face

When one of your plans to capture Pikachu fails and you find yourself about to go down a waterfall,
you automatically say, "First, a poem. Team Rocket drifted down the stream. And now we
SCREAM!"

You try to destroy anyone who damages your face.

You arrange a marriage between you and some redhead girl with a Southern accent and a whip.

You give her a flower and tell her it's a Vileplume.

She successfully teaches it Stun Spore.

Then you run away and your parents pretend to be dead to get you to come back.

Then when you come, they spring out of their coffins and recite the Team Rocket motto.

Afterwards, your friend gets depressed and starts trudging away from your mansion with her cat.

So you surprise her by bringing your stolen, Meowth-faced balloon and bringing her up with you.

But you forget the cat and it puts up a fuss, totally spoiling the romantic moment.

Your entire favorites list on your Internet browser consists of Team Rocket links.

You cry over any Team Rocket fanfic.

You get into debates with your friends from school over who's cooler: Jessie and James, or Butch
and Cassidy?

Some kid with a weird, tasty bird carrying a plant swipes your Pokemon by tricking you into getting
on a boat... (ya know Farfetched?)

You've been known to spring up at random at your Pokmon League meetings, wearing your Team
Rocket uniform, yelling, "Prepare for trouble!" and scaring your friends off.

You dream every night about meeting Team Rocket.

You devise strategies for how every one of Team Rocket's failed plans could have worked.

You discover that the key is, once you get the job done, to skedaddle out ASAP. Don't wait to get
revenge upon your enemies.

You hijack a local police station and make sure none of the dogs can use their noses. Then you
make the police officer's voice sound funny. Finally, you dress up like the police officer in an
incredibly short skirt (even if your a guy!) and try to capture all the dogs.

Your friends are astounded that you put up a picture of Ash, Misty and Brock in your room. Then
they find out that you use the picture as target practice.

There's a girl named Cassidy at your school, and she always hangs around you, just because she's
jealous that you're so beautiful.

You're playing the pinball game and you've landed in the Viridian Forest. (ARGH! AGAIN!) You
mutter something about why Pikachu are so easy to get in pinball but so hard to steal in real life.

You've deleted Excel, PowerPoint, and almost everything else off your computer. The only things left
are Word, (for Team Rocket fanfics!) your Internet browser, (for Team Rocket sites!) your sound
and video players (for those cool Team Rocket motto clips!) and an art program to view your Team
Rocket pics in. The rest is all thousands and thousands of Team Rocket pics, sounds, fanfics, games,
downloaded copies of websites...

You buy a Venus fly trap and try to get it to eat your head.

You have a crush on Jessie/James (guilty!)

Anyone have any more ideas? email them to me at pkmngirl123@visto.com
*PiKaChU*

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