"I'm here to kick ass, or chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta bubble gum"
-Duke Nukem
"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist."
-Anonymous
Hey! Don't you know the rules? When heroes transform, ride in their machine, or stand in their main pose, no one should attack them!
-Da Cider, Vs Knight Lamune and 40 Fire
There's an invariable rule in mens' battles. It states: "An ugly macho guy can never beat an intelligent, slender, popular, and handsome hero." Your death was sealed when you appeared with that ugly face.
-Dark Schneider, Bastard! Destructive God of Darkness
Wars take many lives away. Humans never forget the grief, but they also never stop the fighting. Streams of blood and tears are only an ornament for their destructive ritual.
-Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
It would be a million times easier to fight a demon lord with a bamboo stick, than to cross my sister.
-Lina Inverse, Slayers Try
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"Don't let them push you around, for every bruise they give, give them five broken bones"
-Jackal
"And though I am prepared to face my destiny, you will not find me easy prey."
-Protoss
"We wear the mask that grins and lies..it hides our face, and shades our eyes....ah, but let the world dream otherwise, we wear the mask!"
"I was summoned to greet Death with open arms, but I was pushed aside to live forever in his shadow."
-Jedidiah Knight, my character
"Punished to live forever while summoned to die for the crimes I have yet to accomplish."
-Jedi again
