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Below is a collection of dark & crazy quotes that I have always loved for
their craziness, humor & darkness.WARNING. These quotes are in effect, return home if you disapprove of them.But if you
got the courage to explore and read them, fasten your seatbelt & take a deep breath to
START! lol ^-^
Enjoy and pass the hemoglobin.Here we go!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
"Do not ask which creature screams in the night, Do not question who waits for you in the shadow. It is my cry that wakes you in the night, And my body that crouches in the shadow. I am Tzeench and you are the puppet That dances to my tune."
- Karanzantor the Vile, The Traitor of Xian
 "Only love will make your cold heart melt"
"Another day nearer the battle,
So drink up my lads and look brave,
'Cos every day nearer the battle
Is another day nearer the grave."
- A warriors' song of the Imperial Guard
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."
-H.P. Lovecraft
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"The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass leaving memories that become legend, then fade to myth, and are long forgotten when that age comes again."
- Robert Jordan, "The Wheel of Time"
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
- Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett
We make the dragons as we make the gods, because we need them, because somewere deep in our hearts, we recognize that a world without them is a world not living in. No, I would not want to live in a world without dragons, as I would not want to live in a world wihtout magic, for that is a world without mystery, and that is a world without faith.
"Not all who wander are lost"
- J.R.R. Tolkien
"The greatest harm can result from the best intentions."
- Stone of Tears
Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve.
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
- Steven Wright
Remember youth as you pass by,
As you was once, so once was I,
As I am now, you soon will be,
Prepare to die and follow me.
- Epitaph on a warlock grave
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...
Many people say that man is not affected by the pull of the moon. Scientists say that if that is true, then humans are the *only* thing on earth that isn't...
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.
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