Hi there!

Welcome to funny test. This test is just for fun, put your cursor on each question to get the answer.

Here we start !

 

1. Is there a fourth of July in Japan?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?


3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Is it legal for a man in Bahrain to marry his widow's sister?


6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half
hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?


10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?


11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?



12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?


13. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

14. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

15.Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a calculator. Try it: Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another
1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add
10. What is the total?

16. Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth
daughter?

 

The difference between men and woman.

1- A successful man is one who makes money that his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2- Men wake up as a good-looking as when they went to
bad. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 3- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 items that she doesn't want.

4- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a
woman- beforte and after marriage.

 5- A woman worries about the future until she
get's a husband. A man never worries about the future until he get's a wife.

6- To be happy with a man, you must love him a little
and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and
not try to understand her at all.

7- Any married man should forget his mistakes, There no
use in two people remembering the same things.

8- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 9- WOman look at a wedding as the beginning of
romance, WHIle men look at wedding as the ending of romance..

The secret of our success is…

TEAMWURK

There are four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Evreybody's job . Everyody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what
Anybody could have done.

W o r k i n g Hard

1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. When you get caught by your boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.

3. Messy desk. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing – they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full" - a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed. One should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read, but have no time until late before leaving.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are very hard pressed.

8. Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc... You can always borrow from library. Thick computer manuals are the best.

9. Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10. MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!