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1.Your mamma so fat when she dances the band shakes.

2.Your mamma is so fat every time she turns around they have a welcome
back party.

3.Your mamma is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to
everybody.

4.Fatty and skinny went to bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

5.Your mamma is so fat when she rides her motercycle, by law she has to
put two red rags in her back pockets and a sign on her back that says
oversize load.

6.Your mamma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is
the doors are not big enough

7.Your mamma is so fat when she wears her yellow rain coat people yell
"taxi,taxi."

8.Your mamma is so fat when GOD was putting light on earth he had to ask
her to move over.

9.Your mamma is so fat all you can eat resturants go out of business.

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