Why am I falling?
Is this all a dream?
Who left the toys there?
Until now, unseen!

Two children over here
and a cat in the chair...

Why are the drapes
lying on the floor?
Where does it come from
that strange odor?

I wish that just once the house would stay clean!
Why is the cat food in the washing machine?

Where is the water
that was in the john?
Full tube of toothpaste
suddenly, all gone!

The cat is hiding...
Children are crying...

Why is the table
all sticky on top?
Doctor's appointments
until now, forgot!

One child is naked and peeing on the floor!
Other is taking the hinges off the door!

All three are whining
for something to eat!
I have a headache!
And aching, are my feet!

The cat is meowing...
I need a showering...

No peace and quiet
when sleeping, they snore!
In a few hours
they will destroy more!

Why do you think that my hair is turning gray?
Calgon can't even take me away!
The age of eighteen seems light years away!