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| Uh, hey baby. 20 0 Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come." 0 0 You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. 0 0 Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it. 4 4 Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby. 0 0 What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.. 0 0 Would you like carry my books for me?. 0 0 If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?. 0 0 I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.. 0 0 My lips are registered weapons. 0 0 I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it? 0 0 If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.. 0 0 If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.. 0 0 If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.. 0 0 If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.. 0 0 Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.. 3 0 Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?. 0 0 You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.. 0 0 Uh,...what? 1 0 Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. *If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?* Nice tits. Mind if I feel them? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? *There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.* Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck (then she slaps you and you say) what? you don't like pizza! |
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