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Researchers find that air really does exist Researchers have found that air really does exist by trapping someone in a glass box with no holes in it, and sucked out the air. Amazingly, his face turned blue and he was yelling something, so we conclude that air really does exist. Hey- did they remember to let him out? Purple monkeys attack Earth Purple monkeys are attacking Earth, and trying to stop production of peas. One man said: "Without peas, everyone would go crazy!" Another man said: "If we don't make more peas, a chain reaction would start, destroying the Earth's supply of air!" Well, that's not anything to worry about, is it? Marathon continues for more than 5 weeks The What are you doing? marathon has gone for 5 weeks nonstop and counting, and the contestants have ran around the world twice with only 3 laps to go. They have gone without stopping, food, water, air, and rest. All of the contestants are in electric wheelchairs. (The doctor said it was something about running too far and they were disentegrating.) The top 5 contestants are: George Bush, Britney Spears, (Singing Whoops I farted again for a boost by compressed gas.) The fatest person in the world from the Dingaling Circus, Bugs Bunny, and last but not least, Speedy the snail. |
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