Here are some things that you will never hear in Pokemon:
Ash: Tomorrow, I'm going to ask Misty out.
Brock: I'm a real player!!
Misty: Who wants a peek??
Ash: I'm too weak...I give up!!
Brock: Ash, I really, really need to tell you something. Although it might seem that I like girls, I'm really gay.
Brock: It's the eyes, right? Chicks dig the eyes!
Brock: Are your legs tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!
Brock: You know, I once tried to kill the world's greatest lover. But then I learned that suicide was illegal.
Ash: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me join Team Rocket. I SWEAR I'll do
better then my cousin James! ... oh, wait... did I say he was my cousin?
Uh... no... really... we're not related... please let me join!!!
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