Here are some things that you will never hear in the Dragonball series:
Gohon: I smoked pot today.
Gohon: You guys never listen to me, you're the worst parents ever!!
Gokou:(After turning SSJ) Wow!! The legend is true!! My head isn't the only part with gold hair!!
Gokou: I give up!!
Gokou: Chi-Chi, are you just using me for my body??
Krillin: My head bares a strong resemblence to a bowling ball!!
Krillin: Which wig should I use today??
Chi-Chi: Gohon, time for you to go train!!
Chi-Chi: Gohon, you can stop studying now!!
Chi-Chi: I think Piccolo is a good role model for Gohon.
Vegeta: I'm a good person, HONEST!!
Vegeta: I can't stand it Gokou, it's time I tell you. I've been attracted to you since day one. It's just that the pressures of society held me back, so I just took all my anger out on you. WHEW!! That feels good to get that off my chest. Can we still have a meaningfull relationship??
Vegeta: I'm getting tired of being evil.
Vegeta: WOW!! Picking nosehairs is tremendeously painful!!
Bulma: Roshi!! You, me, and the bathroom. LETS GO!!
Bulma: Come one, come all!! Come see under my skirt!! Only $20.00!!
Roshi: No Krillin!! I'm not tempted by you're Playboys!!
Vegeta: Look at my sexy body!!
Vegeta: Hey, Bulma!! Wanna go for it a third time?!?
Cell: Fighting sucks. Lets go to the movies!!
Piccolo: My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii.
Dende: I feel like doing something really evil.
King Kye: My jokes just aren't cutting it anymore.
Radditz: What's my secret?? Well, lets just say that every serious fighter starts his day with Cheerios...
Brolli: Maybe I should lay off the weight gainers 2000 formula.
Gokou: Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' stuff.
Bulma: What the hell is a computer??
Piccolo: For Halloween, I'm dressing up as myself.
Captain Ginyu: C'mon, Gokou. Lets fight fair and square.
Captain Ginyu: I like being a frog.
Yamcha:(Whispers to Roshi) I just use Bulma for what shes worth.
Gohon: Mom, just shut the hell up for a second and listen to me!!
Vegeta: AHEM!!! I said BIG BANG Attack!! Why isn't this working??? Stupid thing must be broken........
Gokou: Kaiohmehameha!!!!! No,that's not it.....
Gokou: Fighting evil by moonlight....
Winning love by daylight....
Never running from a real fight....
I am the one named SAILOR MOON!!
Vegeta: Bulma, Chi-Chi,Which to choose.....WAIT!! If they get a set of the Potarro Earings, maybe I can get some Bul-Chi!!!!
Gokou: I know the odds are with me, so if there's a way to lose, I'm gonna do it!!
Bulma: My nails are fine, so let's go fight Frieza!!
Bulma: Gohon, Krillin, Thanks for leaving me here alone....I really got in touch with nature....
Turles: That Tree of Might didn't do enough damage...DAMN!! I knew I should have used 2 seeds!!!
Krillin: Ooooooo....Frisky, are we????
Fat Buu: I look alot like Fat Bastard!!!
Fat Buu: I'm gonna sit on a rainbow and Skittles are gonna pop out!!!
Garlic,Jr.: Eternal Dragon!! I no longer wish to be Immortal!! I wish to be 4 feet taller and more attractive!! |