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The Fight Poll
Which Pokemon would win in a fight, Charizard or Typhlosion?

Charizard, for sure.
Typhlosion, no doubt.
Tie.
Who's Charizard?

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Jokes part 1

1.What do you get when you cross the most famous Pokemon with an Italian dish? Pizzachu!

2.What two Pokemon can do math? Plusle and Minun!

3.Have you heard about a low-fat Pokemon? Butter-Free!

4.Why should you never go to a Pokemon Restaurant? Because they serve Odd-Dishes {Oddish}!

5. What do you get if you stick a parrot in a washing machine? A Poliwhirl!

6.What Pokemon always wins in sports? Victory Bell (Victreebell) !

7.What Pokemon won't stop eating munchies? Munchlax!

8.Why did the cutlery stick to the trainer? Because he had a magnet on (Magneton) !

9.When do you take your Pokemon to the doctor? When its bulb is sore (Bulbasaur) !

10.When do you take your Pokemon to the doctor? When it's coffing (Koffing) !

11.Which three Pokemon can count in Spanish? ArticUNO, ZapDOS, and MolTRES!

12.What do naughty Pokemon do? They peek-at-you (Pikachu) !




Jokes part 2

1.What is Pikachu's favourite pie? Pikan Pie (PIKAchu)!

2.What Pokemon has a brother? Slowbro (SlowBRO)!

3.Which Pokemon is nocternal? Dragonite (DragoNIGHT)!

4.Which two Pokemon work with dynamite? Typhlosion and Exploud (Ty-EXplosion and EXPLOud)!

5.What happened to the bankrupt Golduck? He became a Bronzeduck!

6.Knock knock. Who's there? Ivysaur. Ivysaur who? I've a sore knuckle, because you won't let me in!

7.Which Pokemon is related to ET? EV (Eevee)!

8.Which Pokemon can play a Chinese instrument? Dewgong (DewGONG)!

9.Which Pokemon is a theif? Stealix (Steelix)!
















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