You May Be A Geek If: - Jokes - http://maxpages.com/melsjokes/You_May_Be_A_Geek

I dont know why i found this one funny... but i did...

You May Be A Geek If:

*You've ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the same weekend.

*You find yourself interrupting computer store salesman to
correct something he said.

*The first thing you notice when walking in a business is
their computer system. ... and offer advice on how you would change it.

*You've ever mounted a magnetic tape reel.

*You own any shareware.

*You know more IP addresses than phone numbers.

*You've ever accidentally dialed an IP address.

*Your friends use you as tech support.

*You've ever named a computer.

*You have your local computer store on speed dial.

*You can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers.

*Co-workers have to E-mail you about the fire alarm to get you
out of the building.

*You've ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry.

*Your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenagerdoesn't.

*You check the national weather service web page for current
weather conditions (rather than look out the window).

*You know more URLs than street addresses.

*Your pet has a web page.

*You get really excited when Yahoo adds your link.

*You have ever sent E-mail to someone sitting next to you.

*You have ever had a dream involving computers.

*You have ever modified an ini file.

*You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth.

*You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

*You get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check
your E-mail on your way back to bed.

*You've entered that USR X2 contest so many times you get e-mail saying
"Forget it, Mike you are not going to win, just go buy the modem".

*You know what the USR X2 contest is.

*If you have ever dozed off while at the computer.

* If you have ever e-mailed yourself .

*The tech support folks at your ISP call YOU for the tough ones.

*You have more than one copy of the same version of software on your machine.

*You have ever submitted a tip to windows95.com.

*You have ever chatted with someone while talking to them on the phone.

*You are surprised that there are other real foods besides pizza.

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