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| I deleated most of this page when i suddenly realised that most of my quotes were completly crappy and not funny at all, i dont know where i found them, but i do apoligise, i will work on it... *** I did however think this one a classic, so i kept it... I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms. I don't go "Ooooh, I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."-- Garry Shandling *** I thought these ones to be quite true: "The Problem with Reality is the lack of background music" - Anonymous "The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it." - Anonymous *** "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." - Ed Bluestone *** |
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