These are just a collection of embarrassing moments which i have found over the days of boredom on the net... enjoy...
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This one is about a lady who picked up several items at a
discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that
one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the
checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough,
but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word
"TAMPAX" for "THUMBTACKS. "In a business like tone, a voice boomed back
over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR
THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER"??
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Actress Jane Wyman tells of her most embarrassing moment,
which happened when she was entertaining some very specialguests.
After making sure the entire house was in order, she put a
note on the guest towels which read, "If you use these, I
will murder you." It was intended for her husband. In the
haste of her preparations, she forgot to remove the note.
When the guests had departed, she found the towels--and the
note--exactly as she had left them."
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