Disclaimer: I am (trying) not to promote the use of drugs in any way or form...
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A certain college professor was notorious for getting off
the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject:
the evils of marijuana.
Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used
regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic
disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"
"Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student.
"Castration? That's absurd!"
"Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor
smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
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