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| Hey peeps! Heres some jokes! Hope that you like them! Your mama's so fat someone had to grease the sides of the door and hold a twinkie inside to get her through. your mama's so fat, when she steped on a scale it read " one at a time please." your mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said "Caution! Wide load!" your mama's so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge to! your mama's so fat when she tripped on 10th street, she landed on 22nd street. your mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. your mama's so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller! your mama's so fat when she wears a yellow coat all the kids yell " School bus!" your mama's so fat if she weree a superhero she would be the "incredible bulk." your mama's so ugly when she was born they put her in a tinted incubator. your mama's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye. your mama's so ugly she makes onions cry. your mama's so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a paycheck. your mama's so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday. your mama's so stupid she placed a ruler on her pillow to see how long she could sleep. your mama's so stupid when you said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon. your mama's so stupid she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" for 9-1-1. your mama's so stupid she tried to steal a police car because she thought that 911 meant Porshe. Well thats all I want to write so Hope that you enjoyed those jokes and Dont forget to vote for my site! |
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