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WARNING: youl probably only get this if your canadian
an americain, rushian and newffy went in a plane. the americain trew out a brick, the rushian threw out a rock and the newffy threw out a grenade. when they landed the americain seen a person crying so he went over and asked what was the matter and they said "a brick fell outa the ky an killed my freind", the rushian seen someone crying went over an asked what was the matter an they said "a rock fell outa the sky an killed my freind", the newffy seen someone laughing very very hard and asked whats so funny an they said "i farted and my freind blew up!"

WARNING: youl definately only get this if your canadian!
once a newffy was walking on a country lain an looking at the wheat fields when he thought "when the wind blows in the field the wheat looks kinda like waves". so he went and got a canoe and started rowning across the field. then a bunch of people gather around to watch him, one of the people shouted out "YOU KNOW ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE NEWFYS A BAD NAME! IF I COULD SWIM ID BE OUT THERE KICKIN YOUR BUTT!"

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