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| Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? A: A blond doing cartwheels. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant? A: She blew it both times! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige? A: Lipstick on the cucumbers! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A1: The Blonde! A2: The other guys waiting their turn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Because she blows the horn! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she's been laid all over the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? A2: I don't know. A3: Neither did she. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day. A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. A2: By doing the splits. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date? A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? A: To keep her ankles warm. A2: To keep her neck warm -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a blonde look like after sex? A: I don't know I am already gone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does an airplane and a blonde have in common? A: They both have a cockpit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp? A: They both get licked, stuck, and then sent on their way. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun? A: Give her a cock and she's ready to blow! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why are blondes like TVs? A: Any three year old can turn them on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between blondes and hookers? A: Blondes cost less per score. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a blonde like a railway track? A: She gets laid all over the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast? A: The Atlantic Coast has fewer crabs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom? A: Adjust the steering wheel. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A: A bus shelter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex? A: Opens the car door. |
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