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| This is a page all about south park. These are the main characters of South Park. There is Cartman. As you can most likely tell, he's the fat one, and he also likes eating cheesy poofs and snacky cakes,along with chocolate chicken pot pies. The next one is Kenny, who always wears the same muffled coat. He's the lucky one that gets killed each episode, in different creative ways. He also can't talk since the coat muffles his voice (His dad died too, he comes back though). But from how everyone else responds to what he says, we can tell he's pretty perverted. Then the one in the orange and green is Kyle, the smart one. Oh, and Kyle's Jewish. He's the one that gets straight As, and along with Stan, figures out the profound moral of each episode. Finally there is Stan. He's generally the boss of the group. He also has the gay dog. Some of the many deaths of Kenny we all know that kenny dies in every episode - it's inevitable. however, how he dies is much more interesting. here i have listed the death of kenny in every episode. the spirit of chirstmas (unaired episode) - kenny is shot by a fireball from santa. cartman gets an anal probe - kenny is hit by a laser from the cows. then he is trampled by the cows. then he is run over by barbrady, who is chasing the cows. then if that isn't enough, kyle knocks his head off. weight gain 4000 - garrison, aiming for kathy lee, misses and hits kenny. kenny flies up and is impaled by a flag pole. volcano - a volcanic rock lands on kenny,but he ducked and covered. later on he is shot by ned who dropped a gun. big gay al's big gay boat ride - kenny is torn limb from limb by the opposing football team. a pig makes love to an elephant - kenny get's thrown in the microwave by stans genetic clone and nuked. death - running as fast as he can in that orange hoodie still doesn't let him escape death, who taps kenny on the head. pink eye - the mir space station lands on him. then kyle cuts him in half with a chainsaw. after kenny comes back to life, he is crushed by a statue and a plane. starvin' marvin' - kenny's eyes are grousomely plucked by a crazed bunch of turkeys. the christmas special with mr. hanky - amazingly kenny doesn't die in this one. i think later on when they celebrate the new year, kenny is crushed by the 8. if anyone knows anything, help me out. damien - jimbo thinks kenny is a duck-billed platypus and kills him. tom's rhinoplasty - mrs. ellen throws a knife and kills kenny. mecha-streisand - kenny get's killed playing teather ball. he hits the ball and it wraps the cord around his neck strangling him. cartman's mom is a dirty slut - kenny is hit by a train while attempting to start a go-kart. cartman's mom is still a dirty slut - kenny goes out with honor as he sacrafices himself to restore electricity to the hell's pass hospital. ike's bris - kenny falls into ikes grave and a statue falls on him. someone count the number of statues that falls on kenny!! chicken lover - he almost made it out of this one. during the credits a tree falls on him. conjoined fetus lady - while in a fun game of dodge ball, kenny is hit and his entrails are splattered on the wall. mexican staring frog of sri lanka - kenny becomes yet another victim of talk shows and is ripped apart by the audience. flashbacks - kenny is eaten by the big scary monster that ms. crabtree warns them about. mysteriously, he reappears later on in the episode. summer sucks - the giant black snake ash falls on kenny killing him yet again. chef's salty chocolate balls - yet another reason why film festivals suck. kenny is trampled by the crowd. chicken pox - kenny dies from the chicken pox, plain and simple. roger ebert should lay off the fatty foods - kenny's head is blown up when stan and kyle use the controls in the planetarium and turn them up too high. club houses - kenny gets involved in a mosh pit and is trampled. cow days - in a rodeo, kenny is once again impaled by a bull. chef aid - a rather interesting death. kenny gets his head bitten off by ozzy osborne. some may consider him lucky. halloween special with spooky vision - kenny is killed by stans gift - a fish. merry christmas, charlie manson - kenny is shot by the fbi who mistake him for charlie manson. underpants gnomes - kenny gets crushed by a car full of underpants. damn those gnomes!!!  click on the moose!! click on the hand!!! |
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