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Hello readers! Welcome to the page where I plan NOTHING in advance! You see those lovely animations I have on here? They are all from the Random section of the Animations section of the Images section. Honest. No, really, they are. Anyway, check this page EVERYDAY of your life or I will hunt you down, and, and, MWU-HA-HA! Anyway, check everyday as I'll update often, each article being COMPLETELY unrelated to the last, other than the fact that they are RANDOM! YAY! Auf wiedersehen.
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This a little song I made up at my school after my friend said, 'It's elimination now' when we were playing an odd and possibly illegal little sport. Just kidding about the illegal part. Ha, ha! *Looks at the law courts of the country nervously* Anyway, here's the song (to be sung in a Smeagol type voice) :
THE ELIMINATION SONG!
Elimination, Desperation! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Entire Nations, Justifications! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Civilizations and their creations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Annihilation’s, Our Destination! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Some Constellations Bring Big Elations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Radio Stations, in someone’s Basement! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
The Population Is On Vacation! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Congratulations, And Jubilations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
A Good Vibration, Then Expiration! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Notifications, of Incantations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Suffocation’s, A Declaration! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Simulations, equal Quotations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Constipation, Sweeping the Nation! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Habilitation Brings Information! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
An Invitation, from my Relations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Assassination, Brings its temptations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Revelations and Explanations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Separation, from Federation! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Magnification, Extermination! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Education and expectations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Deprivation and Salutations! A-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jeeba-Jabba-Juba-Jabba-Jie!
Exploration, of a new Station! This is something we must live for and for something we must die!
This is the Endification of our Jukebox Sensation!
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Due to a request from a friend, I will now have an article on men who stare at goats. This is a poem written from the man that is staring eyes'.
Oh, Goat,
I stare at you,
Your gentle coat,
So superb for a goat,
Eyes unblinking,
Undoubtedly thinking,
What a wonderous creature,
You are,
Every single feature,
A star,
Is what you are,
You are a star,
I will never be,
As great as you,
Oh, woe is me,
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Hello! Guten Tag!(German) Hola!(Spanish) Bonjour!(French) Ciao!(Italian) Het hallo!(Dutch) Oi! (That's actually Portugese for hello!) §±§â§Ú§Ó§Ö§ä! (Russian) Hei! (Norweigan) ι£¡ (Chinese) Ich hasse Sie, Sie unwissend fettig, Sie! (I hate you, you ignorant fatty, you! in German!)
For all of that stuff, I would like to thank my friend Rav (who is NOT a Chav) for the idea to do this kind of thing, and I would like to thank
http://www.freetranslation.com/
for their site, without which I would have had to make all of this up. Which would have been funnier, but less accurate. Okay, bye. |
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You see that box down there? Yeah, well, thanks again to Rav for the idea, this is a box where in the first row you type your first name with you eyes closed, and no shortenings (for instance Samuel rather than Sam, for comedic value) and in the second box you type your first name with your eyes OPEN. Got it? Oh yeah, and in the third box put an excuse as for why you did so badly. And NO CHEATING! If I smell a rat then I will delete it, so help me. Okay, now............................GO!
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