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| WACKY HOROSCOPES |
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| AQUARIUS: You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you're a fucking jerk! PISCES: You have a vivid imagination and often think you're being followed by the FBI or the CIA. You have a minor influence over you're friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses. ARIES: You are the pioneer type, and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advise. You are a prick. TAURUS: You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed - you are nothing but a goddam communist. GEMINI: You are quick and an intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest. CANCER: You are sympathetic and understanding of other peoples' problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off, that is why you will always be on the dole, and never worth a shit. LEO: You consider yourself a born leader - others think you are pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. VIRGO: You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional, and fall asleep whilst screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps. LIBRA: You are the artistic type, and have a difficult time reality. If you are a Libra you probably are a queen. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. Most Librans die from venereal disease. SCORPIO: You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SAGITTARIUS: You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you because you are always getting fucked. CAPRICORN: You are conservative and afraid of taking chances. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any significance. You should kill yourself. |
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