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Santa = Satan

Have you ever wondered why Santa and Satan are never seen in the same place at the same time? The reason is that Santa is really Satan in disguise, and vice versa.
Just like Superman and Clark Kent (except for the blue tights), Santa and Satan are never seen together.

The Top Ten Reasons Why Santa Is Actually Satan.

1 Santa is an anagram of Satan.
2 Both like to live in extremes of temperature (Santa at the North Pole, Satan in Hell's eternal fire and brimstone).
3 Both know whether you have been naughty or nice
4 If you're bad, Santa gives you a lump of coal, Satan make you sit on burning coal.
5 Satan has his horned minions and helpers, Santa has his reindeer and elves.
6 Both appear dressed in red.
7 Santa is known as Saint Nick, Satan is known as Old Nick.
8 Both exist in ancient legends from many cultures.
9 Santa is real .... so is Satan.
10 Both try to attract young children to them, Santa with presents, Satan with promises of wicked fun.

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