Everything that you ever needed to know and learned from the movies (until you tried calling the 555-5555 number) - Its not Plagerism if the guys name is on it...see the Bios page - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/makeoneup/What_the_Movies_Have_Taught

What The Movies' Have Taught Us(I believe them too)

Or at least until I tried dialing 555-5555

Things you would never know without the movies...
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> > During all police investigations it will be necessary
> > to visit a stripclub at least once.> >
> > All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.> >
> > If being chased through town, you can usually take cover
> > in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.> >
> > All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the
> > armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying
> > beside her.> >
> > All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.> >
> > It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
> > the control tower to talk you down.> >
> > Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.> >
> > The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
> > No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can
> > travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.> >
> > If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more
> > ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.> >
> > You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the
> >mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart> > back home.> >
> > Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be
> >necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.> >
> > If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killerbeast,
> >the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcomingart
> >exhibition.> >> > The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.> >
> > A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will
> >wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.> >
> > The Chief of Police is always black.> >
> > When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill-
> >just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exactfare.> >
> > Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at
> > night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.> >
> > If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
> > strange noises in their most revealing underwear.> >
> > Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every
> >morning> >even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
> >> > Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.> >
> > The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective -
> > or give him 48 hours to finish the job.> >
> > A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of
> > a football Stadium.> >> > Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.> >
> > Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.> >
> > It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or
> > ending phone conversations.> >
> > Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary
> > to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every
> > few moments.> >
> > All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large redreadouts
> >so you know exactly when they're going to go off.> >
> > It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are
> >visiting.> >> > A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended
> > from duty.> >
> > It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
> >martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by oneby
> >dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
> >predecessors.> >
> > When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,
> > they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.> >
> > No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic
> > eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.> >
> > Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make
> > sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total
> > opposite.> >
> > When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
> > other.> >> > You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.> >
> > Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds
> > -unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped> > inside.
> >> > Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
> > personally at that precise moment.> >> >

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