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| Smokey, friendly bear or evil psycho? |
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| Read below to find out the grizzly truth. (get it haha grizzly bear-grissely, just laugh) |
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| Do not read the below statements if you still believe in the following phenomenas; Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Hankey the Christmas Poo, Chanukah Harry, or the Tooth Fairy. Not saying they don't exist,just saying don't read bellow or all of your hopes and dreams will be crushed and we won't be responsible, haha. . . . . . . . . . . . . I warned you brave soul, but you made it this far so you can hear the story. You see Smokey the Bear was a government gimick to stop people from starting forest fires. Back then the only person who knew this was Smokey but he said nothing because he was evil. And so on and so forth until finally we outsmarted him and found out that forest fires are all part of the way nature works. For example there was a huge fire in California and it was unstopable because we listened to Smokey and put out all of the forest fires which would have been just a series of small bearable (Get it bear-able) fires. So in conclusion Smokey is evil and if you see a fire add a little fuel to it and watch it burn. Remember, it is good for the enviorment. We are not encouraging pyromaniacs to start anything of value on fire so if they try to pin it on us, they can't, they just did'nt read the small print at the bottom of the page. HAHA |
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