Wanna kill yourself? Well this is the place to be!
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1) Jump off bridge, note: make sure it is over 50 feet
2) Walk into a redneck bar wearing baggy pants
3) Walk into a redneck bar wearing just your underwear
4) Join the marines
5) Turn on gas oven (dont light) close all doors and windows, you will get results within 2 hours
6) Invite someone you met on the internet into your home
7) Publish a conspiracy theory that the Veitnam War was started as a bet between LBJ and Westmoreland
8) Eat 5 cans of Spam cold out of the can, then drink a bottle of vegetable oil, take 10 caffein pills, eat a raw catfish, followed by a 5 pound can of worms, then a case of beer, and you will be well on your way to a painful death from stomach cramps.
9) Jump out of airplane.
10)If these do not work, please repeat steps 1 through 9 |