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The Top Ten Ways to Commit Suicide ****This site in no way encorages the taking of ones own life, this is for comical purposes only****


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Wanna kill yourself? Well this is the place to be!
****for humor content only, the creaters of this site are not in any way affiliated with those who wnjoy pain, or kill themselves****

1) Jump off bridge, note: make sure it is over 50 feet

2) Walk into a redneck bar wearing baggy pants

3) Walk into a redneck bar wearing just your underwear

4) Join the marines

5) Turn on gas oven (dont light) close all doors and windows, you will get results within 2 hours

6) Invite someone you met on the internet into your home

7) Publish a conspiracy theory that the Veitnam War was started as a bet between LBJ and Westmoreland

8) Eat 5 cans of Spam cold out of the can, then drink a bottle of vegetable oil, take 10 caffein pills, eat a raw catfish, followed by a 5 pound can of worms, then a case of beer, and you will be well on your way to a painful death from stomach cramps.

9) Jump out of airplane.

10)If these do not work, please repeat steps 1 through 9


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