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| FUNNY FUNNY USEFUL!!!! These get better as you go along, so you might want to start at the bottom. You must be a parking ticket because youve gotten fine written all over you Screw me if Im wrong, but I think you want to kiss me If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking through a garden If you were a burger at McDonalds I'd call you McBeautiful! Would you come over tonight for breakfast? Screw me if Im wrong, but is your name Yolanda? If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Easter would you mind if I spent a little time in between the holidays? That dress would look really good on my bedroom floor! Do you know what would look good on you? Me! The word of the day is 'legs'. lets go over to my place and spread the word! You just THINK this is my leg! Your pants are like a mirror...I can just see myself in 'em! Sit on my lap and we can talk about what pops up. *check the tag on the back of their shirt* Im just checking to see if you were made in heaven. Nice shoes...wanna f***? I know milk does a body good but DAMN! How much have you been drinkin'? Your feet must be tired...youve been runnin through my mind all day! Remember my name because youll be screaming it later Was your daddy a theif (when they say no--) then how did he steal the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes (Note: if they say yes then youre screwed no pun intended) If I could rewrite the alphabet id put u and i together (apologies to Ellie cause an old and ugly man said that to her at HEB) Can I get some fries with that shake (when she shakes her ass) What is your sign? Is it yield? If I said you had a sexy body would you hold it against me? If I was the last man on Earth I'll bet we could do it in public If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you inbetween F and CK Nice dress, can i talk you out of it Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself and says: How about you and me get out of those wet clothes. Say, didn't we go to different schools together She: Excuse me do you have the time? He: Do you have the energy? Your face or mine? This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single! Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Can I please be your slave tonight? Alright, thats all for now. dont forget to vote for my site PS Carsons a dumbass for not giving us any pickup lines |
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