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| Everyone will have one of those cool little toilets that squirt water at you The Texas Longhorns will win the national title 4 times in a row They will come out with 5 more Austin Powers, becoming the 3rd most succesful franchise movie of all time TV Evangilism will die, but Bart Simpson will become a religious leader. Agent Fox Mulder will finally get a girlfriend Ethan Smith will become president...of a local garden club The world will explode...IMPULSE!! I, julian Frachtman, will finally top out at the amazing height of 5 ft 11". Russia will once again become communist, but no one will care, their leader, Nicholas Malayolfsky. (name changed to protect the innocent) Michael Dell and Bill Gates will combine their money just to laugh at other people even more. |
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