If you are obsessive-compulsive, plese press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to press 2.
If you have multiple person personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, Just stay on the line so we can trace you.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. |