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| OUT OF 5 Stars***** Star Wars-The phantom Menace *****-the critics who bashed this movie suck. If you liked the first three this is the best of them all. It isnt just seeing starwars, its seeing Star Wars for the first time! Awesome! The critics say that it was a movie meant to entertain 12 year old boys. Well Im 13 and I thought it was a damn good movie. I wont spoil the fun by telling you how the movie goes, but if you really want to know mail me I got to go see it cause my friend thomas had extra tickets. How about that! -Reviewed by Ethan May 20 1999 Star Wars-The Phantom Menace (Revised Rating)***-this is after i saw it 3 times. Ill have to admit it I fell asleep. It was boring! JarJar is a moron! I hate him! Entrapment***-Delightful movie. Two major twists...Always fun to laugh at Sean Connery playing another role as a 60 year old Brittish guy (ever seen the Rock??) Anyway the girl is pretty hot, and the way Sean Connery does that eyebrow thing is pretty funny.-Reviewed by Ethan May 21 1999 The Rock****-seen on CBS or some other major station. Lots of fun. Great action, Sean Connery is still funny but Nicholas Cage steals the show. One of the bad guys has a funny shaped head. Good for parties, I'll bet. Rent it. -Reviewed by Ethan May 21 1999 Austin Powers-The Spy who shagged me ****-Funny Movie, would be five stars except for Fat Bastard, He was bad enough to knock it down a notch. |
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