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| Hi there this is Julian Frachtman reporting live that I have gas. And it stinks too. Now you may be saying this kid is a psycho. We'll it is not true. I did a little research and lots of famous and *completely normal* people have anounced that they too had gas. Some of these people are Rush Limbaugh, and Vanilla Ice baby. I have compacted a list of reasons of why I have gas. 1. I am Jewish and Jewish people are lactose intolerant, lactose being a ingredient in all dairy products, I have alot of it, so I have gas. 2.My parents are Jewish. 3.Dairy products taste good YUM! 4.If you inhale too much gas (monoxcide) you die 5. In science lingo monoxcide is bad |
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