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| Simpsons is the best cartoon on tv. there is no cartoon that is funnier, or better!! i agree, i like Family Guy it is very funny. but The Simpsons are the all- time best, no one can top it! anyway, as in my friends page, i am going 2 have on my simpsons page, a quiz ?, poll, 'who said that?', and a scrambler. if you have the answers 2 any of these ?'s, or you want to answer the poll, then e-mail me @ liltyke222@aol.com. i may put some poll answers on the website if i think they are outstanding or a good, reasonable answer. if i do decide 2 put some polls on the website, i will first e-mail u and see if it is ok, if you do not e-mail me back, then i will decide 2 not put it in the web site. there are no prizes, but if you would like me 2 send you some links of what you are looking for (i.e. i have some awesome simpson websites!), then i will e-mail you some if you get it right, that is, if you wish! anyway, thanx for eading this, and now, on with the other stuff! POLL WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER ON THE SIMPSONS? AND TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE LINE THEY HAVE EVER SAID. QUIZ HOW DID MATT GROENING THINK UP HOW 2 DO HOMER'S HAIR? (WHAT IS IT?) WHO SAID THAT? "'CUZ WHEN YOU REACH OVER AND PUT YOUR HAND INTO A PILE A GOO, THAT WAS YOUR BEST FRIENDS FACE!" SCRAMBLER CLNUE SME'O FILMYA GFADEEB once again, if you have the answers 2 any of these, then e-mail me @ liltyke222@aol.com What Bart writes on the Board I will not skateboard in the halls I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not burp in class I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge I will not draw naked ladies in class I did not see Elvis Funny noises are not funny I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes' I will not snap bras Garlic gum is not funny I will not fake seizures They are laughing at me, not with me This punishment is not boring and meaningless I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom My name is not Dr. Death I will not encourage others to fly I will not defame New Orleans I will not fake my way through life I will not prescribe medication Tar is not a plaything I will not bury the new kid I will not Xerox my butt I will not teach others to fly It's potato, not potatoe I will not bring sheep to class I will not trade pants with others A burp is not an answer The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy I am not a 32 year old woman I will not do that thing with my tongue Coffee is not for kids I will not drive the principal's car I will not eat things for money I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call I will not sell school property The principal's toupee is not a frisbee I will not cut corners I do not have diplomatic immunity I will not charge admission to the bathroom I will not get very far with this attitude I will not make flatulent noises in class Mud is not one of the 4 food groups I will not belch the National Anthem No one is interested in my underpants I will not sell land in Florida I will not sell miracle cures I will not grease the monkey bars Underwear should be worn on the inside The Christmas pageant does not stink I will not do anything bad ever again I will not torment the emotionally frail I will not show off I will not call the principal "spud head" I will not carve gods I will not sleep through my education I will not spank others I am not a dentist I will not bribe Principal Skinner Spitwads are not free speech I will finish what I start Nobody likes sunburn slappers High explosives and school don't mix Hamsters cannot fly All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man I will not go near the kindergarten turtle I am not deliciously saucy Organ transplants are best left to the professionals I will not send lard through the mail Five days is not too long to wait for a gun Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal There are plenty of businesses like show business I will not dissect things unless instructed No one wants to hear my armpits I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface I will not celebrate meaningless milestones I will not strut around like I own the place Next time it could be me on the scaffolding The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist I am not a lean mean spitting machine The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things I do not have power of attorney over first graders Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr I am not certified to remove asbestos "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice I will remember to take my medication The boys room is not a water park Beans are neither fruit nor musical "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism The First Amendment does not cover burping Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I am not interested in underpants I will not use abbrev. The truth is not out there I will not whittle hall passes out of soap I am not licenced to do anything I will only do this once a year Iwill not hide the teacher's Prozac A fire drill does not demand a fire My butt does not deserve a website I Will not demand what I'm worth The Simsons friends and neighbors, etc. The Simpsons Household Homer J. Simpson, the patriarch of the Simpsons family {dc} 38 years old (as of 4F03) "J" stands for Jay [AABF02] Soc Sec # 568-47-0008 Born in North Carolina. Safety Inspector at SNPP. Marjorie "Marge" Simpson nee Bouvier, Homer's loving wife {jk} 34 years old Bartholemew J. "Bart" Simpson, their eldest child {nc} "J" stands for Jo-Jo Fourth grade. Knows how to mix drinks (cf. 8F03) Lisa Marie Simpson, "Overlooked middle child" {ys} Eight years old, second grade. Margaret "Maggie" Simpson, silent youngest child. {Gabor Csupo, ys, nc, Elizabeth Taylor, James Earl Jones} One year old. Snowball, the Simpsons' cat that was run over. All Simpsons merchandise is dedicated to the memory of Snowball I. Snowball 2, the Simpsons' present cat. Santa's Little Helper (dog #8), the Simpsons' dog. {Frank Welker}, {dc} Adopted from the Springfield Downs dog race track. Princess, Lisa's pony, for a short while. {Frank Welker} [8F06] Stampy, Bart's elephant, for a short while. [1F15] Snuffy, Lisa's pet Hamster (died). [7F24] She's The Fastest (a.k.a. dog #8), the family's new dog, for a short while. [2F18] Mothered 25 puppies with SLH. Roy, the Simpsons' "son", for a short while. {ha} [4F12] Laddie, Bart's dog for a short time. {dc} [4F16] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Relatives Abraham J. "Grampa" Simpson, Homer's father. {dc} Lives at the Springfield Retirement Castle. Mona Simpson, Homer's mother. {Glenn Close} [3F06] Voice by {mr} in [7F16] and {tm} in [AABF02] On the run for the last 25/27 years. Other aliases: Mona Stevens, Martha Stewart, Penelope Olsen, Muddy Mae Suggins Patty and Selma Bouvier Marge's older twin sisters. {jk} Both unmarried, 40 years old. Referred to as the "Gruesome Twosome" by Homer. Patty does not part her hair. Selma does part her hair. Patty wears necklace with round beads. Selma wears necklace with oval beads. Patty has no interest in men. Selma remains on the prowl. Selma was briefly married to both Sideshow Bob and later Troy McClure. Jub Jub, Selma's pet iguana. [9F11] Grandma Jackie Bouvier, Marge's mother. {jk} Very disappointed in Marge. Has a Marge-style hairdo. Grampa Bouvier, Marge's father. {hs} Died in a freak roller coaster accident. Professional baby photographer after leaving the Navy. Flight attendant. [2F08] Uncle Hubert, died. [MG09] Herbert Powell, Homer's half brother. {Danny DeVito} [7F16] Was sent to Shelbyville Orphanage after he was born. Makes baby translator [8F23] Cousin Frank, Homer's cousin. Later Cousin Francene, then joined a cult and became Mother Shabooboo. [9F08] Gladys Bouvier, aunt to Marge, Patty and Selma. {jk} Past away. [9F11] Uncle Arthur, it took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. [1F19] Great Aunt Hortense, Homer's aunt who past away. [3F12] Male Relatives in [4F24] Chet, runs an unsuccessful shrimp company. {dc} Stanley, shoots birds at the airport. {dc} #3, plays millionaires at the parties. {dc} #4, steps in front of cars and sues the drivers. {dc} #5, begs celebrities for money. {dc} #6, prison snitch. {dc} #7, jug band manager. {dc} #8, his legs hurt. {dc} Female Relatives in [4F24] Doctor {tm} Architect {ph2} Environmental Lawyer Sales Coordinator Herb Powell's Biological Mother, Grampa had Herb Powell with her {jk} [AABF16] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (SNPP) Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns, the boss. {hs} Voice by {Christopher Collins} in [7G03] 81 years old [7F02]. 104 years old [2F16]. Waylon (J.) Smithers, Mr. Burns' sycophantic side-kick. {hs} (Some sources give "Wayland" as first name.) Lenny, nasal-voiced co-worker. {hs} Carl, handsome black co-worker. {ha} Ms. Finch, "Not a man" [7F15] Charlie, spectacled, wears a lab coat. Joey Security personnel and local goon. Chruser and Lowblow, hired goons. Eugene Fisk, Homer's assistant turned supervisor. [7G10] Karl, Homer's secretary. {Harvey Fierstein} [7F02] Smilin' Joe Fission, character in SNPP's public relations films. {hs} Rodney and Roderick, fuel rods in SNPP's public relations films. Blinky, 3-eyed fish from a river near the plant. [7G03, 7F01] The Gammels, Burns' favourite family [7F05] Aristotle Amandopolis, owner of the Shelbyville NPP. {jl} {dc} [8F04, 8F13] Hans, Fritz, Horst, temporally SNPP owners from Germany. {hs, ha, ph} [8F09] Jack Marley, co-worker in sector 7-G. {dc} [9F05] Retirement. Sweeping floors. [3G04] Tibor, Homer's scapegoat for his accidents at SNPP. [9F05] Gummy Joe, fellow co-worker. [9F15] Queenie the Chicken, Homer's temporally replacement. [9F21] Bernie, one of SNPP's less bright employees. [1F02] Mindy Simmons, Homer's co-worker. {Michelle Pfeiffer} [1F07] Zutroy, temporally employee. {dc} [1F07] Stuart, employed duck. [1F07] Inanimate carbon rod, beats out Homer for `Employee of the Month' award and was Time magazine's `Man of the Year' [1F13] Guillermo, fellow co-worker. {ha} [2F16] Pops Freshemeyer, fellow co-worker. [3F10] Frank Grimes, hard-working employee. Died. {ha} [4F19] Executive Vice-President, heroic dog employed by Mr. Burns. {Frank Welker} [4F19] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Springfield Elementary School Seymour "Spanky" Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary School. {hs} Rumoured to wear a toupee. Was previously principal of Springfield High School. Served in Vietnam. Real name Armin Tanzarian [4F23] The Real Seymour Skinner, reveals that the principal is an impostor. {Martin Sheen} [4F23] Mrs. Edna Krabappel Pronounced /kruh BOP ul/ Bart's fourth grade teacher. {Marcia Wallace} Separated from her husband. Has attempted to seduce Mr. Bergstrom Homer (!) Joey from Aerosmith Has had affairs with the Master Chef at the Happy Sumo Jose Canseco (almost) Has lusted after Gordie Howe. Miss. Elizabeth Hoover, Lisa's second grade teacher. {mr, ph2 in 9F12, nc in 7F19} In some episodes, Miss Hoover is Mrs Hoover. Mr. Schindler, art teacher. [7F18] Mr. Bergstrom, substitute teacher for Mrs. Hoover. {Dustin Hoffman, a.k.a. Sam Etic} [7F19] Since transferred elsewhere. Mr. Dewey Largo, bandleader and Lisa's music teacher. {hs} Otto Mann, the school bus driver. {hs} Also a bloodletting tech-dude. [7F22] J. Loren Pryor, school district psychiatrist. {hs} Mr. Glascock, former teacher. [8F15] Coach Fortner, alcoholic. [8F16] Groundskeeper Willy, keeper of the school's award-winning play field. {dc} Made millions in software, but lost it at the track. Father hung for stealing a pig. [9F13] Lunchlady Doris, school cook. {Doris Grau} Chalmers, school superintendent. {ha} Leopold, school official. {dc} [2F19] The ballet teacher {Susan Sarandon}. [2F14] Superdude, beloved grade four gerbil. Died. [2F16] Mrs. Pummelhrose,gym teacher. [2F19] Lumpy, school snake. [2F32, 3F18] 1st Grade Teacher, Bart's first teacher. {mr} [3G02] Fake State Comptroller Atkins, hands Lisa a giant check. {kw} [AABF03] Real State Comptroller Atkins, gives school a grant. {hs} [AABF03] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Schools Ms. Mellon, Bart's learning co-ordinator at gifted school. {Marcia Wallace} [7G02] Professor Lombardo, Art teacher at Springfield Community College. {jl} [7F18] Bobby Peterson, Dean at Springfield University {ha} [1F02] Adult Education Annex Administrator, gives Homer a teaching job. {ha} [1F20] Teacher, at Cypress Creek Elementary {tm} [3F23] Bart's fellow 'remedial' classmates at Cypress Creek Elementary [3F23]: Dot {nc} Gordy {nc} Warren {nc} Principal Valiant, Shelbyville Elementary. {ha} [2F19] Miss Tillingham, owns a pre-school. {mr} [3G02] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bart's Classmates and Friends/Enemies Milhouse Van Houten, Bart's spit brother and best friend {ph2, tm in 9F12} Blue hair, big nose and glasses. Not very bright. We've also met his parents, whom Milhouse obviously takes after. Martin Prince, brainy class president. {rt, ph2} Wendell Borton, grey with curly hair, gets sick on school bus trips a lot. Also in the band. {rt, jah, ph2} Sherri and Terri, purple-haired twins. Their father works at SNPP. Smart and like to tease Bart. {rt, mr in 1F18} Nelson Muntz, a bully. {nc} Lewis, black {jah, nc, ph2, rt} Richard, yellow with stylish grey hair {mr, jah} The "usual gang" consists of Bart, Milhouse, Lewis and Richard. Ethan Foley, student at ELCfGC who talks in palindromes. ("O Memsahib, Bart. Rabbi has memo.") Sidney Swift, student at ELCfGC who speaks backwards phonetically ("Trabing norm doog!") Cecile Shapiro, student at ELCfGC experimenting on hamsters The worst kids in town: Jimbo "Corky" Jones, the tall one. {tm, ph2, rt} Kearney, the pudgy one. {nc} Has a son who sleeps in a drawer {nc} [4F04] Dolph, the short one. {tm} Grim Reaper, Bart's imaginary friend. {hs} [8F20] Samantha Stanky, came between Bart and Milhouse {Kimmy Robertson} [8F22] Ezekiel and Ishmael, prayed for the souls of Bart's classmates. [8F22] Arthur, Bart's fireworks victim. [9F03] Warren, Junior Camper. [1F06] Shelby, Bart's Shelbyville counterpart. {tm} [2F22] Dooley, fellow classmate. [3F01] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lisa's Classmates, Friends/Enemies Janey Hagstrom, black classmate, tall thin head, protruding upper lip {ph2, jah, tm, rt} Arguably Lisa's best friend. Can touch her nose with her tongue. Ralph Wiggum, stringy haired classmate. {nc} Eats paste. Chuck, blonde classmate who can invert his eyelids. Wanda, girl whose future husband will be a janitor. [8F08] "Bleeding Gums" Murphy, Blues sax player. {Ron Taylor} Past away in 2F32. Voiced by Daryl L. Coley in [7F05]. Ralph, works at Springfield Public Library. [7F08] Rex, fellow classmate and dramatic actor. {Michael Carrington} [9F13,1F22] Quiggly, cross-eyed student. [9F15] Uter, foreign exchange student. {rt} Anya, Lisa's pen-pal. {ph2} [9F22] Celeste, her talking Stacey doll says, "My spidey sense is tingling -- anybody call for a web-slinger?" [1F12] Allison Taylor, new classmate. {Winona Ryder} [1F17] brainy, plays sax. Sara, school billy. [1F17] Lisa's fellow members in `Super friends' [2F11] Ham {ph2} Cosine Report Card Database {nc} Langdon Alger, Lisa's secret crush, for a short while. [3F17] Very quiet and enjoys puzzles. Lisa's imaginary friends [3F22] Pippi Longstockings {tm} Eustace B. Tilley {ha} Alice of Wonderland {nc} The Mad Hatter Erin, Lisa's new friend {Christina Ricci} [3F22] Lisa's other new friends [3F22] Ben {dc} Dean {hs} Rick {ha} Alex Whitney, new student who acts too grown-up for her age {Lisa Kudrow} [5F20] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer's Friends Barney Gumble, bachelor slob. {dc} Larry, bar denizen. Sam, bar denizen. Gary, Doug, Benjamin, Homer's Nerd tutors. {dc, ha, hs} [1F02] Coyote, Homer's spirit guide. {Johnny Cash} [3F24] Charlie, barfly at Moe's--gets arrested by the FBI. {ha} [5F14] Seth and Munchie, Homer's hippie friends. Attended Woodstock. {Martin Mull, George Carlin} [AABF02] Trent Steele, tree-hugging enviromentalist. Invited Homer to a dinner party. {ha} [AABF09] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grampa's Friends Jasper, white-bearded inmate at the Retirement Castle. {hs} Also likes to complain. Herman, one-armed owner of a military antiques store. {hs} Beatrice "Bea" Simmons, Grampa's girlfriend who died and left him $106,000. {Audrey Meadows} [7F17] Mrs. Spencer, woman whose family didn't forget her at Thanksgiving. {mr} [7F07] Crazy old man, fellow inmate at the Retirement Castle. {dc} Wanted to be Bart's Grampa. Malloy, the Springfield Cat Burglar. {Sam Neill} [1F09] Cornelius Talmadge, resident at the Retirement Castle. {ha} [5F04] Haiti Veteran, at the Veterans of Unpopular Wars Hall. {ha} [3G04] Old Woman, dances with Grampa on the boat. {tm} [AABF16] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Neighbors Ned Flanders, Homer's next-door neighbor. {hs} Son of beatniks. [1F18] Maude Flanders, his wife. {mr, ph2 in 2F31, Marcia Mitzman Gaven} Todd Flanders, his miniature-golf-playing son. {nc, jah in 7G08} Plays violin. [7F06] Rod Flanders, his other son. {ph2} Grandma Flanders, had trouble with her psalms. [9F08] Sylvia Winfield, elderly woman whose pool Santa's Little Helper likes to frolic in. {mr} [7F14] Move to Florida with her husband. [9F06] Mrs. Glick, Elderly shut-in whom Bart did chores for. {Cloris Leachman} [7F21] Asa, Mrs. Glick's dead brother. [7F21] Hans Moleman, hapless driver with walking cane and eyeglasses. {dc} Mr. Stanky, Samantha's overly protective father. {hs} [8F22] Mr. Prince, Martin's father. {ha} [8F24, 4F09] Jamshed, Sanjay's son. [9F01] Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon, Sanjay's daughter. {rt} [9F02, 4F09] Ruth Powers, new neighbor. {Pamela Reed, mr in 5F04} Laura Powers, Ruth's 15-year-old daughter. {Sara Gilbert} Love interest for Bart. Abigail, Bart's former baby-sitter. [9F06] Abby, looks after Abigail, now. [9F06] Mr. Muntz, Nelson's Dad. {ph, ha} [9F12, 5F03] Judge Muntz, Nelson's Grandfather {ha} [3F19] Kirk Van Houten, Milhouse's Dad. {ha} Luann Van Houten, Milhouse's Mother. {mr} Nana Van Houten, Milhouse's grandmother. {tm} [3F02] Grandpa Van Houten, Milhouse's gradnfather. {ha} [3F19] Sarah Wiggum, Chief Wiggum's wife. {ph2} Agnes, Skinner's mother. {tm} Overly possessive. Baby Gerald, Baby with the one eye-brow. Maggie's nemesis. [1F18,1F21,4F16] Mr. Taylor, Allison Taylor's father. [1F17] Jessica Lovejoy, the Lovejoys daughter. {Meryl Streep} [2F04] Expelled from boarding school. Bart's short-lived love interest. Cletus (a.k.a. The slack-jawed yokel), a bad parent. {ha} Has kids: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe ("Zo"), Chloe ("Clo"), Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian ("Ee-an"), Lauren, Q-bert, Phil [4F08] Brandine, Cletus' better half. {tm} Mrs. Burns, Burns' 122 year old mother. {tm} [3F14] Has |
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