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It's the Spring of 1957.

Bobby goes to pick up his date.

He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

When he goes to the front door, the girl's father
answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet,
so why don't you have a seat?" he asks.

"That's cool," says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.

Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go
to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and
screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby,
so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

"Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to
screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and he
immediately revised his plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her
little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to
go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his
date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie
rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her,
and screams at her father: "DARN IT, DADDY! HOW MANY
TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED
THE TWIST!!!"

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