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| Simpsons Statistics: Marge is the most "sensible" and normal one. Sometime's she's funny in a weird way. Take this quote for aninstance: Lisa: Why didn't I skip a grade? Marge: Because I wasn't asked. Lisa: Well, maybe you could've buttered up Principal Skinner. Like make him candy and cookies and maybe be a little "nicer" to him. Marge: Lisa! I am nice! Homer is actually the most famous, but most dumb, Simpson family member. Actually, there is a list of famous things he's done! Look at these: Saving the world from a nuclear meltdown. Getting caught in 3d-land. Replacing Flanders for Good Samaratian of Springfield by doing charity work. Becoming a word in the dictionary: Doing something successful despite idiotic qualities. As I said before, he's also really dumb. Well, the only reason he is is because of all of his dumb quotes. Take this one for an instance: Homer: Finally, after all my other schemes of getting rich quick, this schem will actually get me rich... and quick! Maggie is the baby of the family. Although she is very important to the Simpsons family, she is hardly in anyof them, Homer is constantly forgettingher, and not even Marge pays too much attention to her. Maggie's always doing funny things. Look at myfavorite pastimes that she's done: Putting two pacifiers in her ears when Lisa was playing the sax. Using a wish on the monkey paw for a glass pacifier Giving sad people her pacifiers. Although Bart is supposed tobe the most mischeivousof the Simpsons, he's notthat much more mischeivousthan any of the otherSimpson characters.He is only supposed to bethe most mischeivous becausehe's the toughest. He's famousfor his Prank Calls to Moe's Tavern. Take this one for instance: Bart:(in trouble at school and is calling Moe's to get in touch with Homer) Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer (whispers in phone) Sexual.Moe: Hey, guys, Homer Sexual! Com'n! One of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual! Homer: (everyone in bar laughs) Don't look at me! Moe: Oh, no... (Skinner picks up phone)You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! Skinner: You'll do what, young man? Lisa is the smartest one in the family, but sometimes can be really mean.Like the time that she did a science project on her brother orwhen she made friends using barts quotes and attitudes. Then again,sometimes she's just part of the wacky Simpson family. Take thisquote for an instance: Lisa: Com'n, Bart. Cheer up! You're just like Moldy, the Little Elf that can't love. |
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